Man, if only. Though I do make a point of not dating coworkers. I blame the awful UK ex, and how he was technically my boss when I was a consultant.

Relatedly, I was actually talking with my therapist today about how weird my current sort of watchfulness in terms of possible partners feels. I didn't get the boy training in adolescence, and every so often I'm like 'What the fuck am I doing? What the shit do these buttons do?"

People are scary.