Captain Chook is climbing a mountain. Why is she climbing the mountain?

Roommate: Okay. I think I've almost got this. Australorp, Easter Egger, and Barred Rock. What's the other one?

Me: Buff Orpington, space hero.

Roommate: Action hero, yeah.

Me: Buff Orpington went to school with Tek Jansen and Zapp Brannigan.

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