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[bodlon]

• 18:01 Holy crap, you guys. Tonight we bought MEGA HAM.
• 18:05 It will not, to my knowledge take over the world. But you should fear it. This thing is huge.
• 18:07 Blog post: Give the gift of awesome bit.ly/4AAMcT
• 18:48 My dog just tried to groom my eyebrows.
• 18:51 She is also very excited about the ham.
• 19:12 I don't even know what to think about this: shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2009/10/what.html
• 20:11 Behold: a bottle of cherry wine and a Fruit & Nut bar. Oh, and a heap of unfinished stories. WHATEVER SHALL I DO?
• 20:48 I have moved to the Ridiculous Wing-backed Chair to drink this wine while I write. It's Zebulon-colored. He seems inordinately interested.
• 21:22 J. just came in from cloving the giant ham. He smells delicious. There is a reason they call humans "long pig."
• 22:44 15 minutes more at the keys and then off to split-screen some Borderlands.

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