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[bodlon]

• 01:14 There are two ways to locate my dogs (aside from the obvious): eat something or go to bed. Voila! Dogs.
• 09:05 I could be wrong, but this Colossal Caramel Apple Pie seems to have a base larger than 6x6.
• 09:15 Also, good morning, world.
• 10:46 This is your friendly neighborhood writer facepalming because the thing he is working on keeps trying to be things it is not.
• 10:46 RT on account of win: @NoelClarke: Americans Rejoice. www.ifcfilms.com/films/adulthood
• 14:02 I've played, I've lunched, and now I'm ready for another two hours of work. Mmm.
• 23:42 Holy crap. There is an owl hooting outside our back window.
• 23:43 I know this because instead of being in bed, my writer-itis flared up and I need to put something down before I forget it.

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