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[bodlon]

• 07:54 My ride is running late. Am not unappreciative, but considering that my schedule is set in stone right now? INSERT STRESS HERE.
• 12:46 Things established whilst chatting with colleagues: I am exactly like a unicorn except for the fact that I am really, really not a unicorn.
• 12:55 Okay, so my unicorn comment? BEST RESPONSES EVER. You're all a bunch of geeks and perverts. <3
• 12:59 G'bye, lunch. Was lovely knowing you.
• 15:12 just encountered x-mas music in the wild. that was quick.
• 19:27 Wisdom from the boyf on Rule 34: "Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when Jack Harkness gets his cock stuck in a shopping cart."
• 22:42 Okay, did anyone else just see that preview for Segal's reality series where he's a cop? What the fuckery is this?!
• 23:41 Just spent 4.5 hours writing something. Am givin
  g it up because it's a) a character study, not a story, and b) the idea isn't a good one.
• 23:42 I'm going to grab a drink now and then go to bed. Sigh.

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