From Twitter 08-31-2010

[bodlon]

• 12:05:55: Watching a giant machine take trees apart with its steel jaws. Terrifying. Glad I'm up here, well out of reach.
  
• 12:10:28: RT @BoingBoing: Historical cell phone location data is a privacy intrusion, rules NY judge http://bit.ly/ddUIQd
  
• 12:33:42: Wait, FIRENADO is real? Great, now I'm not sure what to fear more, that or SHARKBEAR.
  
• 17:52:16: Thanks to @ouija_sam, I am now laughing about The Thing That Goes Doink.
  
• 18:43:44: Real sentences I have typed now include, "I used to be a Rosicrucian. Stay the hell away from my safe."
  
• 18:46:44: RT @snotforprofit: Clothing store @american_eagle "borrows" tshirt design from cancer charity @Movember: http://ow.ly/2xCLM Not cool.
  
• 19:04:18: Tonight I have learned how to penny a door. This can't be good.
  
• 19:25:00: RT @KeithOlbermann: This is a speech about the economy, titled "Iraq."
  
• 19:58:19: Okay, so the deviled ham on Tuesdays thing? May have to stop. The dogs are nigh uncontrollable in the presence of it.
  
• 20:06:49: Gwen has forgiven me for the sandwiches, mostly because I've given her a few bites.
  
• 20:10:18: LOL, "Nancy Drew." #WhiteCollar
  
• 20:26:07: Oh LOL, Peter. #WhiteCollar
  
• 20:42:56: J about iPad commercial: "Absorbent!" Me: "Dude, you're like the king of played out."
  
• 21:06:43: One million, billion dollars! #CovertAffairs
  
• 21:15:03: FUCK YEAH ANNIE. #CovertAffairs
  
• 21:15:57: Annie Walker, I love you and your stupendous backbone. #CovertAffairs
  
• 21:42:03: Gain-scented dish soap and little hat-wearing deer at Target? WTF, commercials?
  

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