From Twitter 02-04-2011

[bodlon]

• 00:09:36: Dog tears hole in toy, starts puling out stuffing. I snag toy, sew up hole, give back to dog. Seconds later, stuffing everywhere. #fail
  
• 00:15:06: Dog skeptical of "once stuffing is out toy belongs to bipeds" policy. Asking to see contract.
  
• 20:32:40: It's not my fault that "Jesus loves u" is so easily changed to "Jesus loves ukulele." Really. #writinginsnow
  

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