From Twitter 03-30-2011

[bodlon]

• 05:48:03: What do you mean "squoze" isn't the past tense of "squeeze"? You don't say that water "freezed" do you? #processofanalogyisfun #fistshake
  
• 06:09:46: Things I have never had to Google before: the running speed of a field mouse. (Answer: about 8 mph, 15 mph as a top speed, apparently.)
  
• 06:35:04: Good feelings: realizing I've written more than I thought I had this morning. Not quite where I need to be, but better than I thought. Phew!
  
• 06:35:44: Screw you, Montana. RT @tlrd: Montana House Rejects Bill Decriminalizing Homosexuality http://bit.ly/hb8mG7
  
• 07:00:51: I rarely want to lie about my age so badly: RT @0tralala: OMG! Write for Doctor Who! bbc.in/gVTmsC Possibly the most exciting thing ever.”
  
• 07:10:10: RT @ahugoshep: When Winston Churchill was asked why he didnt cut #artsfunding to help the war effort he replied 'what are we fighting for?'
  
• 07:10:50: RT @tlrd: UT Administrator Fired for Saying Gays Violate God's Divine Order is Hired as HR Executive for City in Michigan http://bit.ly/ ...
  
• 12:38:36: Call your legislators, urge them to sign on! RT @tlrd: Need for Co-Sponsors Holds Up Formal Reintroduction of ENDA http://bit.ly/eRjmcH
  
• 18:46:24: And lo, my yard is now home to a wee cherry tree and a 3x3 raised bed with strawberry plants in it. #fuckyeahgardening
  
• 19:11:45: And then the first of two blackberry canes arrived via UPS. Guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow. #fuckyeahgardening
  
• 19:18:36: RT @lysana: You won't need a spoonful of sugar for this to go down. #disneypickuplines
  
• 19:23:01: My mother has just e-mailed me. "What's going in the ground in front of my window?" DELICIOUSNESS, MOM. PURE, FRUITY DELICIOUSNESS.
  
• 19:31:43: I just got one of the Very Nice sorts of e-mails that means I get to make an announcement tomorrow. #antici ... #pation
  
• 20:00:39: If there's going to be a #TWrewatch in the cards for me today, it'll have to be now. SO! 2x02 - Sleeper. Bring it.
  
• 20:02:43: Sounds in the night. Never good. Cricket bat + police? Not as fast as UNSEEN DOOM. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:03:56: "You should come around to my place for a game of hockey sometime." That only gets funnier later on in the series. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:06:22: Owen likes to call this move "delegation." #TWrewatch
  
• 20:08:39: Captain Jack...Bauer? It does help to let the good cop speak. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:09:30: "You don't look scared." "It...passed." Oh, Ianto. It's so good you're licensed to snark in S2. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:11:10: Owen's got a button for The Clash on his coat. VINDICATED. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:14:11: Ianto Jones: knows where Torchwood keeps the bendy straws. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:15:21: The best part: we see some of this prop with the Sontarans later on in #DoctorWho. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:16:26: For the record? This mind probing thing is genuinely horrifying. And what we call a "difficult case" in ethics class. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:18:09: I'd really love to make a Cell 114 prosthetic sometime. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:23:35: Oh, Beth. You poor thing. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:27:13: And this is why one should never leave a pram offscreen and unattended. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:27:54: I love how Gwen and Ianto link arms there. Makes me smile. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:32:14: "I'm gonna kill you so much when I'm the master on Doctor Who in a hundred billion years." #TWrewatch
  
• 20:33:15: When this aired on BBCA, they didn't bleep/edit out that guy shouting "fuckflaps." It was a thing of beauty. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:36:41: Looks like somebody didn't tell Ianto about the CB radio. There will be a reckoning, I expect. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:38:04: "Let's all have sex." "And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse." Great moments in #Torchwood #TWrewatch
  
• 20:41:55: Well. That's comforting, knowing that the other cells are already just sort of hanging around here on Earth. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:45:47: Death by Torchwood. (Also, what the hell was Tosh doing keeping her pistol there?) #TWrewatch
  
• 20:48:23: You'd think a guy called Captain Jack would be able to do a sexier pirate voice than that. #TWrewatch
  
• 20:49:22: And on that note, that's tonight's installment of #TWrewatch done. Time to let the dogs out, do the dishes, and go to bed.
  

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