From Twitter 04-16-2011

[bodlon]

• 09:26:15: Have exiled myself to @Kaldis_Coffee for at least the next six hours. It's terrible. There's coffee here. And crepe. HOW WILL I SURVIVE?!
  
• 09:39:45: RT @serquepensa: 70% of men in politics are against abortion. 100% of them will never get pregnant! #prochoice #prolife
  
• 09:42:27: In a remarkable moment of meta behavior, I've quit Qwitter. As an encore, I will now put this portable hole in my bag of holding.
  
• 09:43:47: Memo regarding that RT: I am assuming that there are no fertile, anti-choice transmen active in political office intending to carry a child.
  
• 09:52:03: Nearly ready to get my write on. My goal: 3k or more by 3 PM.
  
• 09:59:58: Alright, friends. My canary and I are dropping down into the word mines. Wish us luck, and see you in 1500 words.
  
• 10:16:55: Distraction: hot barista is wearing a Dead Kennedys shirt. I think I just swooned so hard I broke something.
  
• 12:36:05: Victory is mine! Already a little bit over my midpoint goal. Celebrating with a short break and baked goods.
  
• 12:50:59: I think if I hit 3k by 3 PM, I get something small and shiny (<$10). If I defer the shiny and hit 4500 words today, I can maybe go nicer.
  
• 12:52:04: And no, I don't usually do this kind of thing, but it's the sort of weekend where I need to explicitly reward myself for working hard.
  
• 13:00:03: Right. Refreshing my coffee and then resuming my dash to 3k! #writerlybadasssaturday
  
• 15:05:39: I HAVE DONE THE THING! And, to my alarm, I really do need to do another 1500 words today at least. Oof.
  
• 15:21:37: Holy crap. This hummus wrap has so much garlic in it that I've got a +3 breath weapon now. #win #tasty #thisisprobablywhyimsingle
  
• 15:26:50: What's your greatest as-yet-unmet personal need? — That's tricky. My vague, knee-jerk answer would be that I'm not… http://4ms.me/eL8BtS
  
• 15:28:05: What's your favorite movie? — Probably either Orlando (the one based on the Virginia Woolf novel), though it's hea… http://4ms.me/hGLUZt
  
• 15:54:31: In six minutes, I'll start today's last burst of writing. Until then, I'll be trying not to be creeped out by a nearby Groban look-alike.
  

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