Friday is serious business day

[bodlon]

Me: (steps into bathroom to check appearance)

J: (looks up at me from his spot reading on the toilet) You're wearing a jacket.

Me: I'm wearing TEN'S jacket. (Pulls lapels to show off a Tee Fury shirt with Doctor Who characters on it.) And this. Because, you know. Justice. Protecting the innocent. Smiting those who need to be smited. Wouldn't you want the Doctor on your jury?

J: Not if I deserve a good smiting.

Me: Well. Best not do anything worthy of getting smote, then.

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